1 00:00:06,190 --> 00:00:07,610 Oh, yeah, no, I get it. 2 00:00:08,130 --> 00:00:09,230 It's cunnilingus. 3 00:00:10,390 --> 00:00:11,390 How? 4 00:00:11,650 --> 00:00:17,650 Indigenous pussy, Maori and Pakeha race relations, you know, right up his alley. 5 00:00:19,890 --> 00:00:21,570 But where's the cunnilingus? 6 00:00:24,570 --> 00:00:28,010 Look, bitch, if you can't find the fucking cunnilingus, I can't help you. 7 00:00:28,410 --> 00:00:30,930 I thought... Okay, let's move on. 8 00:00:35,850 --> 00:00:36,850 Hey, bro. 9 00:00:42,130 --> 00:00:42,570 An 10 00:00:42,570 --> 00:00:51,030 homage 11 00:00:51,030 --> 00:00:54,110 to the first wahine, Hine Ahulone. 12 00:00:56,170 --> 00:01:00,170 If I'm honest, I thought it would be a bit more nudity, just because it's a 13 00:01:00,170 --> 00:01:01,170 tawhiti. 14 00:01:10,700 --> 00:01:11,700 50 or more. 15 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:14,680 50 more. 16 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:44,770 I think I prefer it when he was naked. 17 00:01:45,270 --> 00:01:46,270 Oh. 18 00:01:46,530 --> 00:01:47,530 Don't you? 19 00:01:47,590 --> 00:01:49,130 He's out here looking like a wet orangutan. 20 00:01:49,470 --> 00:01:50,470 I think it's fantastic. 21 00:01:55,710 --> 00:02:01,910 And how are we, then? 22 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:03,390 We're good. 23 00:02:03,570 --> 00:02:07,370 I started a little Maori club. I made a new friend. Her name's Faye. 24 00:02:07,750 --> 00:02:10,330 The op shop's great. The aunties love me. 25 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:16,220 I sent a letter to Sharon and I think I'm going to put my feelers out there 26 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:18,100 because I want a boyfriend. 27 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:21,880 Cute, Liz. Get in the purse out there. 28 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,520 Wait, you sent a letter to Sharon? 29 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:25,920 Yeah. 30 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:27,820 Shit, that's big, Liz. 31 00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:29,100 I know. 32 00:02:30,020 --> 00:02:32,340 Aren't you, like, scared? 33 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:35,320 Couldn't be any worse than it currently is. 34 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:38,780 Oh, we don't know that. She could be a crackle. 35 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:40,920 Ma, you're catastrophizing. 36 00:02:41,540 --> 00:02:45,840 I mean, I've thought of everything that could possibly happen, and I decided to 37 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:46,840 do it anyway. 38 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:48,400 Okay. 39 00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:55,080 So... But if she is a crack whore, you'll help me, eh? 40 00:02:55,940 --> 00:02:57,920 Cork, Liz, you got me for life. 41 00:03:00,220 --> 00:03:03,820 Oh, there's our... Hey, we're going to go get a bunch of KCs. Want to come? 42 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:05,080 Yeah. Yeah. 43 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:07,580 I'd be a kumara for sure. 44 00:03:08,780 --> 00:03:09,719 I can see that. 45 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,200 At best, he's a turner. 46 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:14,120 Oh, that's a number here. 47 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:19,660 Hey, um, do you know what I said that night? 48 00:03:21,900 --> 00:03:24,540 You know that night that you were... Yeah, I know that night, bro. Yep, I 49 00:03:24,540 --> 00:03:24,999 that one. 50 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,100 Well, um... I didn't mean it. 51 00:03:28,740 --> 00:03:30,820 Like, I meant it, but I didn't mean it, you know? 52 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,040 Yeah, I think so. 53 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,000 It's just different times. 54 00:03:38,769 --> 00:03:42,370 Yeah. Yeah. I mean, bro, you're having a kid. 55 00:03:43,210 --> 00:03:44,210 Yeah. 56 00:03:45,630 --> 00:03:48,930 Yeah, and, you know, I'm excited. You should be. It's exciting. 57 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:53,190 I mean, I don't want to be a fucking mean dad. 58 00:03:54,330 --> 00:04:00,190 I need to move out of the flat. 59 00:04:03,430 --> 00:04:04,530 Yeah, fair enough. 60 00:04:08,910 --> 00:04:12,490 It took me ages to figure it out, but we're not really the same anymore, are 61 00:04:14,190 --> 00:04:15,190 Yeah, we're not. 62 00:04:17,230 --> 00:04:20,230 Yeah, but that's all good, because you're still my best mate. Yeah, you're 63 00:04:20,230 --> 00:04:20,969 my best mate. 64 00:04:20,970 --> 00:04:23,030 Hey, want some figgy? No. 65 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:27,330 You know, I was really worried about Ma inheriting Bruce's jeans. 66 00:04:28,630 --> 00:04:29,950 You know, the useless one. 67 00:04:30,710 --> 00:04:33,030 But all I had to do was wait. 68 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:34,550 What do you mean by wait? 69 00:04:35,310 --> 00:04:39,230 Well, she got off her nono, and she got an interview for a proper job, and she 70 00:04:39,230 --> 00:04:40,710 absolutely nailed it. 71 00:04:41,090 --> 00:04:44,490 The lady told you later, she was exactly what they were looking for. 72 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:47,610 She didn't tell me about it. 73 00:04:47,950 --> 00:04:48,950 Yeah. 74 00:04:49,270 --> 00:04:50,330 MSD in policy. 75 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:52,110 She's following in my footsteps. 76 00:04:52,670 --> 00:04:53,369 Oh, wow. 77 00:04:53,370 --> 00:04:56,750 Yeah. She is really going to have to start using that head office. 78 00:04:57,890 --> 00:05:00,510 Ministry of Social Development, you say? 79 00:05:00,730 --> 00:05:04,190 You know, the two of us had thought she was a lost cause. 80 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:07,060 But Ma has finally pulled it together. 81 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:12,480 I should really congratulate her more, but she hasn't got the job yet, so maybe 82 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,480 I'll wait till she gets it. 83 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:17,920 Can't believe there wasn't any drama tonight. 84 00:05:18,380 --> 00:05:20,240 Oh, the tube was so good. 85 00:05:21,260 --> 00:05:26,400 That blood thing was typical poverty, shit everywhere, Billy a point to it, 86 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:30,740 I guess he loved it and we didn't have to clean it up, so that's a bonus. 87 00:05:41,260 --> 00:05:42,260 Are you mad? 88 00:05:45,660 --> 00:05:46,660 You tell me. 89 00:05:51,380 --> 00:05:52,680 Uh, yeah, I think you're mad. 90 00:05:55,140 --> 00:05:56,140 Are you mad at me? 91 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:57,880 Should I be? 92 00:05:58,260 --> 00:05:59,580 Can you just tell me what's wrong? 93 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:02,320 You applied for the job I went for. 94 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,520 You interviewed for the job I went for. 95 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:06,920 And you lied to me. 96 00:06:08,060 --> 00:06:09,180 You're a snake, Ma. 97 00:06:09,610 --> 00:06:13,550 I was trying to find the right time to tell you. Oh, God. You eat out of my 98 00:06:13,550 --> 00:06:16,970 fridge. You fuck on my bed. You suck the air out of my room. And now what? My 99 00:06:16,970 --> 00:06:18,010 career is yours, too? 100 00:06:18,230 --> 00:06:19,230 Your career? 101 00:06:19,410 --> 00:06:21,970 That's a stretch. You didn't even want the job. I don't care. 102 00:06:22,930 --> 00:06:27,590 I said I was going for that job. I put in the work to prep for that job. And 103 00:06:27,590 --> 00:06:30,650 what? You're going for it the whole time? You said that I was good for the 104 00:06:30,730 --> 00:06:34,390 That's the first thing you said when you told us about it. See, this is the 105 00:06:34,390 --> 00:06:35,390 problem with you. 106 00:06:35,660 --> 00:06:39,120 All you do is take from everyone around you. You're a leech. 107 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:40,360 Fuck you, Pua. 108 00:06:40,740 --> 00:06:44,740 I've had you back since high school. You were at my house every day because you 109 00:06:44,740 --> 00:06:47,440 didn't want to go home, and you were in my bed every night. 110 00:06:47,660 --> 00:06:51,560 I'm not the fucking leech. Oh, God. Ma, if you're not a leech, then why? 111 00:06:52,220 --> 00:06:53,220 Why did you do it? 112 00:06:57,660 --> 00:07:00,640 Because I need to feel good about something. Really, Ma? 113 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:02,020 Yes, really, Pua. 114 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:04,660 Why do you always have something shit to say about me? 115 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:08,060 Why am I just your punching bag? Your fucking prices. 116 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:10,240 What? I insult you once. Once? 117 00:07:10,540 --> 00:07:11,539 Let's be honest. 118 00:07:11,540 --> 00:07:15,040 You like it when I'm a mess. When I'm doing good, you don't know what to do 119 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:16,980 yourself. Ma, when was the last time you were good? 120 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:18,480 Fuck you, poor. No. 121 00:07:18,820 --> 00:07:23,000 Fuck you, ma. Don't point at me. Shut the fuck up. You shut up. You shut up. 122 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:27,760 shut up. You shut up. You shut up. You shut... Get the fuck out of my house. 123 00:07:28,420 --> 00:07:30,040 What? Get out. 124 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:33,700 No, I... Chill for a bit. 125 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:35,800 I need the water. 126 00:07:50,460 --> 00:07:55,980 Yes, I... I went for the job and I should have told you. I had every 127 00:07:55,980 --> 00:07:58,920 of telling you straight away, but you dismissed me as usual. 128 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:04,140 Not good enough. You know, the moment it happened... You should have said, oh, 129 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:08,180 poor, I'm taking your job. When I tried to tell you, you said to my face I 130 00:08:08,180 --> 00:08:12,220 wasn't important to you. What, you think you feeling important is at the top of 131 00:08:12,220 --> 00:08:15,820 my list right now? I don't need to feel important, but I do need to be important 132 00:08:15,820 --> 00:08:17,440 to you. You're my best friend. 133 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,280 Do you think I don't know to tell you I was Susie? 134 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:21,960 Don't do that. 135 00:08:22,140 --> 00:08:27,000 I have to watch you leave me behind and just be okay with it. Sis, with every 136 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:31,890 epiphany, every month of fucking revelation you have in your sad life, 137 00:08:31,890 --> 00:08:33,850 been there for you? And who's been there for you? 138 00:08:34,110 --> 00:08:35,110 I'm tired. 139 00:08:35,270 --> 00:08:36,270 I'm done. 140 00:08:36,289 --> 00:08:37,830 What about what I have to put up with? 141 00:08:38,130 --> 00:08:42,890 Oh, I'm poor. Cunt this, fuck that. You're a bitch to me and everyone else 142 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:44,150 because you're insecure as fuck. 143 00:08:44,510 --> 00:08:48,750 You broke up with a guy who was actually good to you instead of those fuckboys 144 00:08:48,750 --> 00:08:52,210 that drive you out to the bush and fuck you in the dark. It's fucking pathetic. 145 00:08:55,030 --> 00:08:56,030 Hey, girl. 146 00:08:56,490 --> 00:08:57,490 Hi, real ma. 147 00:08:58,060 --> 00:09:01,360 You're happy to get that shit off your chest, eh? Because I'm just some sad 148 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:03,660 tranny who likes to get fucked in the dark. 149 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:07,500 That's not what I meant. No, that's exactly what you meant. And what about 150 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:12,160 If insecurity had a name, it'd be Mariah Michaels, you fat, selfish bitch. 151 00:09:13,260 --> 00:09:17,640 That was the most disgusting thing you've ever said to me before. 152 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:19,140 No. 153 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:21,300 What you did was worse. 154 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:26,760 What do you think that panel saw when you walked in the room versus when I 155 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:27,760 walked in? 156 00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:29,750 You know it. 157 00:09:30,050 --> 00:09:31,050 You know it. 158 00:09:32,790 --> 00:09:38,050 You already know that I have to try three times as hard to be the woman they 159 00:09:38,050 --> 00:09:43,050 you as. You already know that I have to try three times as hard to not come up 160 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:47,230 as threatening. You already know that I have to try three times as hard to be as 161 00:09:47,230 --> 00:09:48,230 smart as you. 162 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:56,510 And yet, you waltzed into the room knowing I was going to be your 163 00:09:57,880 --> 00:10:00,180 knowing the hoops that I had to jump through. 164 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,960 I'm sorry. Ah, too fucking late. 165 00:10:10,260 --> 00:10:15,060 You know I love you, Mama, but you just don't see me. 166 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:34,960 I'm gonna fuck what you do. 167 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:36,460 I'm going to bed. 168 00:11:11,690 --> 00:11:15,590 People change as much as me. 169 00:11:16,430 --> 00:11:23,110 But tell me, what's that got to do with me? We're getting older now. 170 00:11:24,570 --> 00:11:27,070 So I'm supposed to bet on you. 171 00:11:27,590 --> 00:11:28,590 Hey. 172 00:11:28,950 --> 00:11:30,210 Cheer up, huh? 173 00:11:31,450 --> 00:11:35,350 Summer waves crashing through. 174 00:11:36,450 --> 00:11:39,710 They show us things that have been left. 175 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:06,260 Bob, what are you doing here? I'm so sorry, Auntie. Can I stay the night? Of 176 00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:08,020 course, Bob. Come in. It's cold. 177 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:10,120 Thanks, Auntie. 178 00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:26,890 What did you do? 179 00:12:33,330 --> 00:12:35,170 Kia ora. Kia ora, Mariah. 180 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:38,410 It's Hayley here from the MSD. How are you this morning? 181 00:12:38,690 --> 00:12:40,090 Good. Great. 182 00:12:40,490 --> 00:12:41,870 Is this a good time to chat? 183 00:12:43,010 --> 00:12:44,010 Yeah, of course. 184 00:12:44,070 --> 00:12:45,970 Great. Well, cut to the chase. 185 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,780 Oh, bub, you've got a ticky on your head. 186 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:02,740 Oh, dear. 187 00:13:11,620 --> 00:13:15,360 What kind of person are you? 188 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:05,820 This ragga music make you dance in front, yes. So everybody come and check 189 00:14:05,820 --> 00:14:06,619 butt, yes. 190 00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:10,040 Cause this the music and the art is best, yes. And this is something that we 191 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:14,440 must confess, yes. This other music ragga girls love best, yes. And in the 192 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:18,420 there is no contest, yes. Do the ragga baby, come and do the rap. Me say me 193 00:14:18,420 --> 00:14:21,620 ya, love ya, love ya. Me say me wanna dub ya, dub ya, dub ya. 194 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:26,020 Me say me wanna rap ya, rap ya, rap ya. Cause you're nice, you're nice and 195 00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:30,420 sweet. But we really gonna love you twice, girl. We really gonna hold you 196 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:31,500 yeah. 197 00:14:43,959 --> 00:14:45,780 What's up, A -Buff? 198 00:15:01,710 --> 00:15:02,710 Look at these plants. 199 00:15:04,030 --> 00:15:05,430 Planted them too close. 200 00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:10,130 And now this one goes to the left to make space for this one. 201 00:15:10,850 --> 00:15:11,950 To get some sun. 202 00:15:14,410 --> 00:15:17,030 They all know how to look after each other. 203 00:15:17,590 --> 00:15:18,950 Keep each other alive. 204 00:15:19,770 --> 00:15:20,910 Happy and growing. 205 00:15:24,650 --> 00:15:26,010 You're a bugger, these plants. 206 00:15:36,819 --> 00:15:41,140 It's two now because you've got no one there. Oh, jeez me. Stop cheating, eh? 207 00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:50,140 Fast game's a good game, bub. 208 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:52,240 You'll win. 209 00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:54,020 Okay. You need time today. 210 00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:03,520 Sorry to wake you up. 211 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:05,440 Someone's here for you. 212 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:18,400 Hey. Hey. 213 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:21,700 Thanks for picking me up. 214 00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:24,960 All good. I'm surprised you asked me, to be honest. 215 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,160 Pooh and I had a fight. 216 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:31,440 Did you know? 217 00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:36,220 Well, Raj called Liz and Liz told us. 218 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:43,720 What happened? 219 00:16:45,450 --> 00:16:47,790 We said horrible things to each other. 220 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:53,030 I walked out of the house with just my phone in my wallet and then I was on the 221 00:16:53,030 --> 00:16:54,030 train to Ōtaki. 222 00:16:56,090 --> 00:16:57,350 What actually happened? 223 00:17:00,630 --> 00:17:03,970 I went for the job that she was going for and I didn't tell her. 224 00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:07,730 Shit. 225 00:17:10,670 --> 00:17:11,970 The lady called yesterday. 226 00:17:12,710 --> 00:17:13,710 I got the job. 227 00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:16,020 It's all mine. 228 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:23,119 I could say no and not take the job. 229 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:24,760 You could. 230 00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:28,200 But I'm not going to. 231 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:33,640 I'm going to take the job and just hope Pua doesn't hate me. 232 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:35,560 It's risky, Ma. 233 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,800 I know I could be really good at this. 234 00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:43,680 And I'm not a fuck -up. 235 00:17:44,170 --> 00:17:45,170 I'm just not. 236 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,350 I have to say something to you. 237 00:17:56,270 --> 00:17:59,370 I'm sorry about all the shit that went down between us. 238 00:18:00,810 --> 00:18:02,890 And I'm sorry I called you a fuck -up. 239 00:18:03,710 --> 00:18:08,610 I guess after everything that's gone down, I kind of just miss my friends. 240 00:18:12,290 --> 00:18:13,610 One of my oldest friends, Mum. 241 00:18:15,670 --> 00:18:16,670 You're mine too. 242 00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:23,590 So what, are you coming back or what? 243 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,270 Yeah. 244 00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:29,370 I'm ready for whatever consequences Paul has for me. 245 00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:33,710 Whatever's going to happen is going to happen. 246 00:18:34,650 --> 00:18:35,870 Either way, I got your back. 247 00:18:48,199 --> 00:18:55,140 Some people who are together Slowly drift apart Some that 248 00:18:55,140 --> 00:19:01,480 can't wait for it to end Some people don't even 249 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:07,460 realize What they have is true to heart Until it's too late 250 00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:13,120 We have always been good friends 251 00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:20,250 You'll take it right to the end of its natural life. 252 00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:23,390 Because you are my inspiration. 253 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:28,970 You give me reason to live. 254 00:19:30,110 --> 00:19:36,670 Oh, you take me, make me want to go to my highlands. Want to let you know you 255 00:19:36,670 --> 00:19:39,410 keep me warm with your love. 256 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:47,160 Where's all this stuff? 257 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:49,960 Where's Pua? 258 00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:51,360 I don't know. Where's my phone? 259 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:52,960 Oh, it's in the van. 260 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:54,220 I'll go grab it. 261 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,360 to Oakland and I'm gonna live there. 262 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:39,460 I'm not sure for how long, but for now it's for good. 263 00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:44,020 I said some really terrible things to you for that. 264 00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:47,100 I am sorry. 265 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:55,060 But we've been at this for about 10 years and I can't help but think that 266 00:20:55,060 --> 00:20:58,660 we've been holding each other back. 267 00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:04,470 I love you. 268 00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:08,310 I hope you get to do everything that you want to do. 269 00:21:09,090 --> 00:21:10,850 And I'll try to do the same. 270 00:21:18,530 --> 00:21:19,650 Hey, you good?